just a couple of space dorks sassing it up human-style
WHATEVER REAPERS WE’LL KICK YOUR ASS ANY DAY ‘CAUSE WE HAVE N7 HOODIES AND YOU DON’T
and also sniper rifles
Why have I been staring at this for 5 minutes?
do you know how awesome this is.
'Listen, you knew the risks of getting into that car. Everyone knows that seatbelts and airbags have a chance of failing. I'm not going to help you out of this situation. You'll just have live with the consequences. If you're not responsible enough to handle two broken legs and severe head trauma, you're not responsible enough to be driving.'
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
And when your sorrow is comforted (time soothes all sorrows)
you will be content that you have known me.
You will always be my friend
It’s been a hell of a ride. The best.
Some of this may seem cryptic but I can assure you, every little thing has a purpose. Every little thing means something. These were some of the most emotionally devastating moments of the series that were sent in by fans of Mass Effect, simplified down into pop of colors and flat text.
but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together
#somewhere over the rainbow